Kathryn Morris
Sexy

Isn’t it nice that no-nonsense thespian beauties of the Kathryn Morris mold are capable of inspiring vividly visualized and imaginatively convoluted thoughts of funny business? Whether in her power-chick role as the vulnerable sword-swinging villainess Najara in Xena: Warrior Princess fame, or as the cropped-blonde forensic genius Detective Lilly Rush on the hit CBS police procedural Cold Case, Kathryn’s concentrated pools of female testosterone only serve to press the issue that a soft, squishy, warm, and wet female presence is poured within that all-business shell. The colder the case, the hotter the action after the thaw. Of course, network TV nixes nudity and overt naughtiness, so you have to switch over to the big screen to see Kathryn at her most skintillating. She gets her sweet switches kissed in Paycheck (2003). We don’t see nip in this Ben Affleck flick but Kathryn’s cleavage captivates in a red bra. Her breast credit, though, is the indie comedy Cougars, Inc. (2011). Forty-two-years old and hot as hell, Ms. Morris certainly lived up to that title, especially in the scenes where she gets it on with a young guy. MILFtastic Kathryn didn’t shy away from such typecasting, as she has since turned up in a bevy of big movies as a sexy mom or wife: she’s Brad Pitt‘s on-screen wife in Moneyball (2011) (although the scenes were cut), Kurt Russell‘s wife in Bone Tomahawk (2015), and Nikki Sixx‘s mother in The Dirt (2019). We wish that Kathryn would get really dirty on screen–but we’ll take what we can get.